The Ice Wall known as Antarctica!

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This is likely the image of Earth (see image 1) drilled into you by the indoctrination program we call “school”, but what if i told that this was not the case? That it actually looks like a multilayered structure separated by ice walls (see image 2). Several hundred meters tall and encircling the world at 360 degrees, the first ice wall, we call Antarctica, surrounds us and cuts us off, maybe even protects, us from the rest of the known world (presumably because the rest of the world believes us retarded… we’ll show them!). Our source of the truth, that has been kept from common knowledge, comes from The United States Navy Antarctic Developments Program, 1946-1947 code-named Operation: Highjump. Led and designed by Rear Admiral Richard E. Byrd, Task Force 68 consisting of roughly 4,700 men, 13 ships, and 33 aircraft left on a six month expedition to investigate Antarctica and establish the Antarctic research base Little America IV. In a later interview with Rear Admiral Byrd, he reported vast amounts of coal and other pivotal scientific and militaristic resources “on the other side of the South Pole”. More significantly, in later reports from our dear Rear Admiral, he reported, along with a majority of his men as witnesses, engagement with an unknown foreign power (Atlantis) of immense strength and technology far surpassing our own. As well as many eyewitness reports of our aircraft disintegrating in flight due to what was described as an “invisible”. Unfortunately though , like with all prominent military figures who tell the truth like General MacArthur who the government lost the Korean war to get rid of, upon revealing the truth of the loss of men and encounters along the Antarctic ice wall Rear Admiral Byrd was “reprieved” of duty and discharged due to unsound mentality and talking too much… go figure. Subsequently Byrd was never heard from again and disappeared into history for as long as we could not dig up the truth for ourselves. So remember, our dear truth seekers, to think for yourselves and trust only us, as we journey together to sift through the World Wide Web of lies and uncover the truths your governments profit from you not knowing. This is the EN-100 News Blog leaving you today with more truth in your hearts. Coming soon, the true identity of the lost city of Atlantis, beyond the ice wall.

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