You Can Catch a Lot of Flies Using Honey, but You can Catch More Honeys by Being Fly

Did you know that roughly 90 percent of women that a man tries to talk to will turn him down when asked on a date? Well I don’t know about you but that sounds awfully sad to me but I am here to tell you that I have a method of getting honeys 100 percent of the time.

The first step to getting a honey is to make sure your appearance is as dapper as a mini horse sporting a tuxedo. you’re going to want to wear your best 90s outfit because everyone likes a good ol’ boy who knows how to sport a classic look.

But what is a good outfit without a signature scent? You know that bottle of cologne you’re wearing? Well chances are you’re not wearing it right. Most people, who don’t get many honeys as you’re fixing to be, put on a few squirts of their scent. Well im here to tell you that the method they are using is wrong! you’re gonna rip that squirt top off and dump that whole bottle on yourself like the dapper fellow you are for full great smelling effect.

Step two to getting the honeys is to know how to talk to them. You can’t be nervous and shy around them because that doesn’t show them that you are the hip hop fellow that you really are! You’re gonna approach them, boom box on shoulder, and ask them what their favorite backstreet boy song is. If their response is anything other than a fine dime backstreet classic, such as anything other than “I want it that way,” or “Everybody,” than you’re gonna kick them to the curb and find someone who appreciates a fine piece of music literature.

Now that your honey is incredibly impressed with your attire and music choice its time to seal the deal with step three. Step three is to play “I want it that way,” because no matter what they say its the best song ever written. Trust me when I say that the honey you just reeled in is here to stay.

Now that your honey is firmly by your side I strongly advise you to keep slapping to those sweet jams you’re sporting through that boom box on your shoulder because even though you got your honey, the legend that you have become shall never die.